Friday, September 23, 2011

yo hays a prep to y'all

Hey fans, is the big guy here, chicking in to my number one hot slab friends of the new wrd  please comment if you have any responds to my style of post.  I got a fat ass idea in my broad head of mine.

Have you heard of the new star warsnews?  IM waching about it on jimmy carter I can't tell if e's joking or not.  the tvs now today are increasinly likely to cnfuse me while i have to type while watching it.  I have an idea that if i was the tv i would be really good at being a tv and also getting work done.

So lets comment if you have an idea for a new kind of party to have.  think about the lines of Birthday, halloweeen, xmas, omecoming, etet

Saturday, August 20, 2011

an interesting passage from a poem

I'll be at the table
When company comes.
Nobody'll dare
Say to me,
"Eat in the kitchen,"

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Movies that you should watch and love

fritz the cat
walkabout (+1000 good)
Floating weeds (1959 old school)
I <3 huckabees
My Winnipeg (instant netflix)
The Doom Generation
Mystery Train
Blast Of Silence (holy shit i should put a bunch of stars next to this ********** its so good)

Monday, June 13, 2011

Here is a quite clever idea:
if you are finding about a new band that you are starting to really like, such as pink floyd, leave out one of their albums, and never listen to it or even buy it. just know that you have never heard it. Then if the band becomes your favorite and you have listened to all their material many times, you can go back to this album, and it will (hopefully) completely new material.
 I chose A Saucerful Of Secrets by Pink Floyd. It was their second album, and the last with Syd Barrett, and i have only heard an alternate version of one of the songs on it. So far I really like it, i'm glad i saved listening to this album, and plan to do this if i find another band with a wide discography that makes this possible. I regret not doing this with beck, although i am not very much into his later, more hip-hop influenced music, for some reason. 

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

avant garde art post by FFFleixXXX999___)_)_)wave)))( <---that s his artist alias


Senator Weiner admits to sending pictures of crotch

This article has me wondering a lot of things. First: Why are public figures such as senators or governors so stupid, as to not realize that the things they are doing are going to cause a huge scandal? I have no problem at all with visiting your secret mistress in Argentina, or sending people pictures of your crotch, because it's none of my business, and you should do whatever you want. But why would you do it in such a way that you will get caught? Why on twitter? Is it that difficult to use a 30 minute email service or some shit?
That is sort-of beside the point though, because all these politicians like Clinton, Sanford, and Wieners had to lie about it before telling the truth. If i were in that situation, i would just come right out and say it. why not? The public and media are only pissed off because they lied about it. I guess there is n

 There is also porn on the internet.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Today i ate a whole ham sandWITCH and a freeze pop for breakfast, can you believe that? i just put them in my mouth and bit down and then used these weird muscles to make the chewed up stuff go down a hole in the back of my head. $$$$$$$$$$$$

Friday, May 27, 2011

jake meatyugggrerer

hello, if you are reading this, please tell about your daddy and mommy!!!! and also, what is the coolest thing you have ever found on the street? ???? SOMEONE COMMENT ON THIS, BECAUSE I DONT EVER GO ON THIS PAGE ANYMORE, BUT I STILL WANT 2 MAKE NEW FRIENDZ AND DUDES!

ROCK ORrock rock rock rockr wow, i am completely out of ideas. click my shit at them top.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I don't know about anyone else, but this video and the hundreds of others that have been uploaded in the past few months are reinforcing more and more that something is going on outside of the Earth, and we have absolutely no idea what it is. I feel like maybe this has been a big thing in parts of the government, with lots of research and secrecy involved. I'm glad that, now, people have such easy access to photographic media, and can take a video of something like this, upload it, and send it to the world. I can't see how anyone can really ignore these videos. Just this video, a random one, with a couple hundred views, shows 5 lights in incredible form hovering in the sky. Suddenly a sixth appears from nowhere and falls in line to form a pentagon shape. How can anyone possibly say this was a natural occurrence? I can't believe this hasn't gotten more media attention. The lights in El Paso a few months before were the only instance of an unexplained lighting in the sky that got any attention (on local news stations, backed up by X-Files music), and was played off by the air force as a normal training routine. Late at night. Flying airplanes directly downward really fast and suddenly stopping on a dime. And breaking from one into 3? Really? I think maybe we should be focusing more on these lights and possibly making contact with other life forms. Maybe TV and clothes are more important.

Have you seen these lights in the videos or real life? Do you believe they are actually sightings of extra-terrestrial beings or technology?

I really hope that something significant happens involving these sightings that can grab the attention of the whole world, and bring on a new era in human history.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

What can I complain about? What is a gripe? I think it would be cool if everything were free, but only for me, and I had a million friends and all my friends haahahahahahahaha hahahaha ( delay ) hahaha. So I could uh I just dont think anything should have any sort of price. And everything would be bartered for, and there would be this cool community, and craigslist would be cooler, and there would be categories for things like bread.

( Breadslist? )

I also realized that I don't do any sort of community service. Like, real community service. Like helping real people. Like when I was younger, I did a soup kitchen, and I was so gross, and I hated it and would never do it again.

( They're disgusting people )

I talked to this crazy guy about rings and he was like "THAT RING RULES, MAN"
There's a spider. DON'T it's a weak card.

I am god. Maybe I'm not, but it seems as if I am.
because there's all these weird things that don't seem like they could ever happen like the existence of god, and you know what i mean? it;s hard to explain. like the fact that there's all these arguments about the absence of god and all these wars about god, and it just proves that i am god, and that I don't know how to use my own powers. I guess you guys exist. I will allow you the right to exist in my mind.


( The following was transcribed from actual conversations. )
for 100 dollars, i would do these things:
-drink a whole tabasco bottle over the course of 2 hours
-eat 10 hamburgers in an hour ( must be fast food restaurant)
-tell a young child that i raped their parents and scream in their face and run away

Friday, April 15, 2011

What are some of your favorite movies and why do you think you like them so much? A lot of my favorite movies are from the Criteron collection, except Armageddon and The Rock which are not only not worth being in the criterion collection, but don't even deserve to be produced on dvd at all as they are the shittiest movies i've ever seen. I also like movies with really good music like Repo Man and Dead Man.

There is also a strange draw towards really bad movies, like movies with horrible actors, gratuitous anything, low budgets, and no plot such as Frat Party, Bikini Academy, Taintlight (a fucking hilarious, awful "spoof" of twilight), Troll 2 and, in my opinion, the best of all: Zombie Campout. The essence of a terrible movie is in the actors that are almost so bad that they rule such as Randy Wayne, who played the lovable Duffy in Frat Party (on netflix instant, watch it right the fuck now).

Some movies still on my list that people say are terrible are: Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned, and Sorority from Hell.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Top 2 best movies i've seen in the past year:
Fritz The Cat

Top 2 first albums that come to my mind:
Phosphene Dream-The Black Angels
Incense and Peppermints-Strawberry Alarm Clock

Top 1 Worst movie i have ever seen:
Armageddon by Michael Bay

Monday, April 4, 2011

I'm going to make some top 5 lists of my favorite shit. my top 5 favorite top 5 lists.

Thumbsucker (2005)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Dead Man (1995)
The Warriors (1979)
Repo Man (1984)

The Velvet Underground and Nico (1967)
Velvet Underground-White Light/White Heat (1968)
The Velvet Underground-S/T (1969)
Beck-One Foot In The Grave (1994)
Neutral Milk Hotel-In The Aeroplane Over The Sea (1998)

Andy Warhol
Jean Michel Basquiat
Stephen Powers (Espo)
Jackson Pollock

George Carlin
Bill Hicks
David Cross
Louis CK
Michael Showalter

Favorite Songs:
The Murder Mystery-Velvet Underground
Black Angel's Death Song-Velvet Underground
The Sound-Swans
Cyanide Breath Mint-Beck
Naima-John Coltrane

that's enough for now

Thursday, March 31, 2011


I think it would be cool if you posted your favorite album you have ever heard, and try to pick your favorite song on that album or just your favorite song if you have one, and post it here, maybe with a youtube link. I will listen to all of them all the way through and try not to have any preconceived notions about the genre or shit, but I am just interested in if I will like the song and how I could dislike it if someone else likes it so much.

Monday, March 28, 2011

i want to go into space

Does anyone else wish that they could have something to do with space exploration or astronomical studies without devoting their lives to it? It seems like an interesting thing to do for half a decade and then let some other interested people get involved. It seems like everyone that has been involved with the minimal space travel we have accomplished have been involved with NASA their entire lives. I don't know if that was their plan the whole time they were in training but I don't know if I would want to live my whole life around one event no matter how significant.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I can't really think of any subject of substance I could post about today, I don't want to post a link to a youtube video of a song I like every day.

this is my page, it's where i post my incredibly quickly made, audacity tracks. i'm sure you will love them.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

butt hansen

this shit is a mad ill song by my close friend Beck Hansen. if you have a message you would like me to give him, please post it here.

this is off the album MUTATIONS which is my favorite Beck album

Monday, March 21, 2011

THis is a list of EVERY single thing i have eaten today as of 3:19 PM MONDAY:

-A Half of a bowl of Corn Chex, and a sip of Chocolate milk (cuz I'm fucked up)
-A SLice of PIzza wit lots of pepper
-Half cup of coffee (stolen cuz Im fucking bad ass)
-Nature Valley bar (mad chewy with dark chocolate, peanuts and almonds)
-Warm Cup of Milk (cuz im fucked up)


Sunday, March 20, 2011

this is a video of me and sum dudez playin rock and roll

this fucking song is so good, you have to liSTen to tha lyrics, it's about a dog who has no food so it has to smoke crack :( :( :(
I Have FOUND out how to turn off word VERIFICation so now you can COmment all day every day or even with your eyes closed or you can type with your butt.


This is a photo of a wonderful man

Saturday, March 19, 2011

COMment on This POST and say one thing you would like to see lots of on my WEBsiTe, to make your experience here as rockin' as possible

still getting the hang of everything

trying to figure out all the ins and outs of posting links and music and pictures, just installed adsense, wondering how that works.

HELLO MY FELLOW AMERICANS, pizza rock and roll

music stuff

i just downloaded the HOLY MOUNTAIN soundtrack, and it is fucking amazing, you should download it too
This is a great song, you will like it
its a song by the lounge lizards

Hello everyone, this is me!!!!

I will be posting many interesting thoughts and photos and also some music on this blog, and I hope that you will one day find it in your heart to love me like I love myself.