Saturday, April 23, 2011

What can I complain about? What is a gripe? I think it would be cool if everything were free, but only for me, and I had a million friends and all my friends haahahahahahahaha hahahaha ( delay ) hahaha. So I could uh I just dont think anything should have any sort of price. And everything would be bartered for, and there would be this cool community, and craigslist would be cooler, and there would be categories for things like bread.

( Breadslist? )

I also realized that I don't do any sort of community service. Like, real community service. Like helping real people. Like when I was younger, I did a soup kitchen, and I was so gross, and I hated it and would never do it again.

( They're disgusting people )

I talked to this crazy guy about rings and he was like "THAT RING RULES, MAN"
There's a spider. DON'T it's a weak card.

I am god. Maybe I'm not, but it seems as if I am.
because there's all these weird things that don't seem like they could ever happen like the existence of god, and you know what i mean? it;s hard to explain. like the fact that there's all these arguments about the absence of god and all these wars about god, and it just proves that i am god, and that I don't know how to use my own powers. I guess you guys exist. I will allow you the right to exist in my mind.


( The following was transcribed from actual conversations. )
for 100 dollars, i would do these things:
-drink a whole tabasco bottle over the course of 2 hours
-eat 10 hamburgers in an hour ( must be fast food restaurant)
-tell a young child that i raped their parents and scream in their face and run away

Friday, April 15, 2011

What are some of your favorite movies and why do you think you like them so much? A lot of my favorite movies are from the Criteron collection, except Armageddon and The Rock which are not only not worth being in the criterion collection, but don't even deserve to be produced on dvd at all as they are the shittiest movies i've ever seen. I also like movies with really good music like Repo Man and Dead Man.

There is also a strange draw towards really bad movies, like movies with horrible actors, gratuitous anything, low budgets, and no plot such as Frat Party, Bikini Academy, Taintlight (a fucking hilarious, awful "spoof" of twilight), Troll 2 and, in my opinion, the best of all: Zombie Campout. The essence of a terrible movie is in the actors that are almost so bad that they rule such as Randy Wayne, who played the lovable Duffy in Frat Party (on netflix instant, watch it right the fuck now).

Some movies still on my list that people say are terrible are: Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned, and Sorority from Hell.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Top 2 best movies i've seen in the past year:
Fritz The Cat

Top 2 first albums that come to my mind:
Phosphene Dream-The Black Angels
Incense and Peppermints-Strawberry Alarm Clock

Top 1 Worst movie i have ever seen:
Armageddon by Michael Bay

Monday, April 4, 2011

I'm going to make some top 5 lists of my favorite shit. my top 5 favorite top 5 lists.

Thumbsucker (2005)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Dead Man (1995)
The Warriors (1979)
Repo Man (1984)

The Velvet Underground and Nico (1967)
Velvet Underground-White Light/White Heat (1968)
The Velvet Underground-S/T (1969)
Beck-One Foot In The Grave (1994)
Neutral Milk Hotel-In The Aeroplane Over The Sea (1998)

Andy Warhol
Jean Michel Basquiat
Stephen Powers (Espo)
Jackson Pollock

George Carlin
Bill Hicks
David Cross
Louis CK
Michael Showalter

Favorite Songs:
The Murder Mystery-Velvet Underground
Black Angel's Death Song-Velvet Underground
The Sound-Swans
Cyanide Breath Mint-Beck
Naima-John Coltrane

that's enough for now